Busy summer on luv for us Welks boys. Very excited to announce that our friends at Leopard Shepard Recs will be releasing our 6th full length album. Sex Sea & Sun / Sex Sun & Tits might be the first ever double album released on one cd in the history of cds and double albums!!! No fucking joke brabra. Much lighter in subject matter than Binary Execute Now, we focus in on shit like celebrating women, boardwalks, and indian summer love (first nation summer luv maybe.) Check out the album's hit single Take Me To Love already out on 7"
TAKE ME TO LOVE
-Sex Sea & Sun
Binary Execute Now
Always knew the Soviets would bring on nuclear holocaust and palindromes. From our comrades at Singapore Slings Tapes
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Take Me To Love 7"
Looks like we made it...
From them guys at Moon Machination
b/w I Do (I do I do)
First release from Cheri's.
God's Word on judgment in 5 Psalms and a hymn.
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$6 ($5 at Burlington Records)
"Burlington, VT" Boxed Set
NNA's eight cassette boxed set including: Lawrence Welks & Our Bear To Cross, Greg Davis, Ryan Power, Toby Aronson, A Snake In The Garden, Chubby Wonder, tooth ache., and Cosmic Matrix.
Visit nnatapes.com to order
-out of print-
A Pause From Life's Pleasures -out of print-
B-Sides, Deep Cuts.
Annal Tapes: Vol 1
Even deeper cuts. Email firstname.lastname@example.org to make an order.
Cam Cougar -out of print-
3rd album, Rock n Roll
Lawrence Welks is For the Ladies -out of print-
ATTN: THIS ALBUM IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO LADIES.
Bacchanalia -out of print-
Debut album. 'Nuff Said
Saturday, July 21, 2012
A filthy version of late ’80s/early ’90s glamorous pop music mixed with an adult contemporary vibe...-NNA Tapes
destroyed las vegas-style lounge act
-Mimaroglu Music Sales
one of the strangest tapes I've posted all year...odd and beautiful...powerfully emotional...delivered with such overwhelming conviction I can't help but fall in love...like The Darkness
jamming with Prince
best live band in Burlington
...recording passionately no matter what the fidelity...drunken-wedding-karaoke-captured-on-wedding-present-camcorder-and-used-as-blackmail vibes...-Friendship Bracelet
...lo-fi, guitar-less “Born to Run”-era-Foxy Digitalis
Bruce Springsteen...a complete lack of self-consciousness...refreshing.
...their second show was almost transcendent... so good. i was very drunk and high but it was amazing nonetheless...LW&OB2X has stripped beautiful pop music of all its refinement and has left it with only a rusty skeleton made of pure harmony and melody. only the harmony and melody have been marinating in grime since '87. and yes, "Catch Me On The Phone" is Billboard bound.-A Snake in the Garden
Booze and volume help...Imagine being trapped in a roomful of mirrors that scream at you just for looking at them...Listeners will surely despair-Seven Days 'Bacchanalia' Review
...enough cycnicism and adolescent "who-gives-a-shit" attitude to alienate or flat out terrify most from their sound...lo-fi at best...falsettos ripped from broken vocal cords and choked keyboards dying in a fire...If there was a consistent basement party scene in Burlington, Lawrence Welks would be dictator...-The Deli
...sentiment disguised as sandpaper and heartache disguised as glamour...homemade whipped cream...forehead-vein-bursting pitches...yelped sexual commands...passion that does not lack calculation...-Sudorific 'Cam Cougar' Review
Cam Cougar...is like suffering a compulsion to cut oneself...trite lyricism, melodramatic melody, a squirm-inducing level of feedback and distortion. In truth, you could run almost any schmaltzy pop artist — Celine Dion, say — through blown speakers and achieve similar results...vile...-Seven Days 'Cam Cougar' Review
[Andre] doesn't play sax... He ejaculates-Jonny's Hot Mom
more like phil collins stuffed up a musty twat, fermenting for a few months then shat back out through a fuzz pedal-PORRID